They considered destruction, of course. There is an instinct to annihilate things that complicate life. They unplugged it once and left it in a closet for three days. Their apartment felt suddenly less like a crossroads and more like a room gone quiet after the radio is turned off. But small things went missing in the hiatus — keys, a favorite pen. On the fourth day, they found a note taped to the closet door: "Not recommended." The handwriting was theirs, but they had no memory of writing it.