The router hummed like an old refrigerator in the corner of Mira’s study: a matte black box with one amber LED stubbornly pulsing. It had been a faithful appliance through three apartments, two roommates, and one moving truck that left a dent in the side. Tonight it felt ghostly, an analog heart beating in the blue glow of patchwork monitors. Mira sipped cold tea, scrolled through a thread where a user—only their handle visible, amteljmr1140r1207—had posted a cryptic line: "Firmware download full — update available. Do at your own risk." The thread was thin on details but thick with rumor.